Van Helsing 
Van Helsing: Review
Thursday 05.20.2004
MattM || 11:33 AM || trackback
Please tell me I didn't have this movie as number 5. Please tell me I didn't say those things about it. Geez, talk about having to eat some crow. Ok this movie was horrendous. Everything I first thought about this movie was true and worse. This movie started ok got a little better then went on a steep down hill slide culiminating in a horrific ending that was enough to make me want to throw up. I don't even know where I want to start with all the things wrong with this movie? The horrible Q James Bond sidekick? The worst acting by anyone ever actor by Richard Roxburgh as Dracula? The Dracula having babies? Ugh I can't even begin to describe how BAD this movie was. Then came this ending with heaven and I guess Van Helsing is actually Gabriel the left hand of god or something. I don't know and I don't care Hugh Jackman needs to stick with Xmen and broadway plays.
Rating: Big Giant Huge don't go see this movie if its the last movie on earth RED
[MattM adds]
In the realm of torturing yourself I subjected myself to watching the 30 minute animated prequel to this movie and they couldn't even do that right. In the prequel he know his first name something that he didn't know until half through the movie. They were hunting Mr. Hyde but even that they didn't follow the book just made up some bizairre Queen Victoria story. God this movie was total waste of time and is early frontrunner for worst movie of the year.
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