Kingdom of Heaven 
Kingdom of Heaven: Review
Sunday 08.13.2006
alice ttlg || 11:43 AM
Well that was a waste of 2 1/2 hours, well not entirely since I did other stuff while watching this movie but still...it stunk really and the moral/political patronizing at the end was the icing on the rancid cake. The only reason to watch is if you're a diehard Orlando Bloom fan as he does spend most of the movie looking dreamy and staring about, silently stoic and uprightly moral.
The most interesting character was the leprosy-ridden king, hearing only his voice, Ed Norton managed to steal every scene he was in. Eva Green playing his sister ate up scenery and looked gorgeous in the costumes but I'll have to watch something else to see the acting chops she's supposed to have, there wasn't enough here to tell.
Ick. Sure glad I didn't waste $9 at the theatre on this tripe.
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